TODAY I DO NOTHING
So my mom and I went shopping and she said I could have—-

So I said—-

And I said everything that I wanted and my mom was all like—-

And I said I’d do something insane and she was all like—

So I was all like—

And then she was all like—

Something is wrong with me. Seriously.

I did this once. Everyone was all like:









…It was epic. I was all like:

A remote and an alarm clock….screw it, I’ll just run.
A remote..and my cat…
I’m screwed…
a remote and a pillow :(
An iPad and a plastic cup of water.
fuck.
hidden blade and a bazooka… kidding. Coloring pencils can and a trash =_=
A cabinet and my PS3 with a ranting Anders on it.
Fuck it — I’M RUNNING…Unless Anders can rant the zombies to death..?
(Source: agiledash)
Someone asked the boys to do this dance. here it is for you :) and thanks for understanding my rant
Assassins Creed - Nanikeidemonai Dance (by EmeraldElf)
What is god’s name did I just find…?
Via Blame the piece of Eden!
I will always believe that Ezio and Zevran from Dragon Age know each other.
I think they already do >3
Considering buying Soulcaliber V JUST to play as Ezio…
*agrees forever*
I actually thought that Niccolô Machiavelli was older than Ezio. But he was 17 when he first met Ezio in AC2. That astonished me.
http://assassinscreedconfessions.tumblr.com/
He’s WHAT
I want to do a leap of faith before I die…Even if it kills me.
XDD AGREED!!!
asdfghjkl;’ what did I just find
Pure comedy, that’s what. AND THAT ENDING!! XDDD
(Source: shadowentei)
Via Activating Blog Mode
GIF ATTACK!! Reblog with a funny GIF and see if it can relate to each other!
Lemme start you off with a few of my own…


I’ve become so dedicated to The Assassin’s Creed games, I’m deciding if I should get a tattoo.
I WANT ONE NOW
In Revelations…
When Ezio and Sofia are being all cute and shit:
When Abbas is being a dumb-butt:
Whenever the Byzantines attack you… and the Janissaries come and rip shit up:
When Yusuf dies:
When you find out that Ahmet has Sofia:
When you give him all the Masyaf keys:
When he dies:
When you see Altär’s skeleton:
“Sit down and take a rest”:
When Ezio talks to Desmond:
When you see that fucking crazy apocolypse thing:
When the game ends:

























