Known for killing walls and climbing n00bs..

TODAY I DO NOTHING

So my mom and I went shopping and she said I could have—-

So I said—-

And I said everything that I wanted and my mom was all like—-

And I said I’d do something insane and she was all like—

So I was all like—

And then she was all like—


Something is wrong with me. Seriously.

I did this once. Everyone was all like:

…It was epic. I was all like:


WhatisthisIdonteven…

IN OTHER WORDS——

But me? I’m all like



azurenaddou:

trollzio:

nautilusl2:

jess511:

soldiertex:

A remote and an alarm clock….screw it, I’ll just run.

A remote..and my cat…

I’m screwed…

a remote and a pillow :(

An iPad and a plastic cup of water.

fuck.

hidden blade and a bazooka… kidding. Coloring pencils can and a trash =_=

A cabinet and my PS3 with a ranting Anders on it.

Fuck it — I’M RUNNING…Unless Anders can rant the zombies to death..?

(Source: agiledash)



thetumblrhoodheadquarters:

Found this again. Saw the trailer for AC:R. Laughed so hard.

(Source: asscreeddomination)



proto-creed:

Someone asked the boys to do this dance. here it is for you :) and thanks for understanding my rant

Assassins Creed - Nanikeidemonai Dance (by EmeraldElf)

What is god’s name did I just find…?


Via Blame the piece of Eden!


assassinscreedconfessions:

I will always believe that Ezio and Zevran from Dragon Age know each other.

http://assassinscreedconfessions.tumblr.com/

 I think they already do >3



assassinscreedconfessions:

Considering buying Soulcaliber V JUST to play as Ezio…

http://assassinscreedconfessions.tumblr.com/

*agrees forever*



assassinscreedconfessions:

I actually thought that Niccolô Machiavelli was older than Ezio. But he was 17 when he first met Ezio in AC2. That astonished me.

http://assassinscreedconfessions.tumblr.com/


He’s WHAT



assassinscreedconfessions:

I want to do a leap of faith before I die…Even if it kills me.

http://assassinscreedconfessions.tumblr.com/

XDD AGREED!!!



kayaya:

asdfghjkl;’ what did I just find

 Pure comedy, that’s what. AND THAT ENDING!! XDDD

(Source: shadowentei)


Via Activating Blog Mode

THE MOST EPICIST GIF EVER—-

Made by the wonderful Mureh of DeviantART


GIF ATTACK!! Reblog with a funny GIF and see if it can relate to each other!

Lemme start you off with a few of my own…



assassinscreedconfessions:

I’ve become so dedicated to The Assassin’s Creed games, I’m deciding if I should get a tattoo.

http://assassinscreedconfessions.tumblr.com/

 I WANT ONE NOW


In Revelations…

livebythecreeed:

When Ezio and Sofia are being all cute and shit: 

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When Abbas is being a dumb-butt:

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Whenever the Byzantines attack you… and the Janissaries come and rip shit up:

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When Yusuf dies:

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When you find out that Ahmet has Sofia:

When you give him all the Masyaf keys: 

 

When he dies: 

When you see Altär’s skeleton:

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“Sit down and take a rest”:

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When Ezio talks to Desmond:

 

When you see that fucking crazy apocolypse thing:

When the game ends:

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(Source: )

Via Live By The Creed
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